Friday, September 16, 2011

Long Day in the Windy City


If you missed the blog yesterday it's because we didn't get back into camp until after 10:00 p.m. last night and we were too tired to try and think creatively, especially after doing battle with Chicago's maze of freeways and torn-up city streets for four hours, two going and two coming back. We were staying in the tiny hamlet of Union which is located, according to MapQuest, about seventy miles to the northwest of Chicago along route I90.

The first part of the day started out very pleasantly as the Illinois State Railway Museum is just three miles down the road from our camp. When I say that this place is a museum you should immediately banish the notion that this thing is in any way museum-like. It's more like an operating railroad yard full of trains that just happens to be owned by a non-profit organization. There are trains EVERYWHERE!

In addition to perhaps more than a half dozen giant warehouses full of the best equipment, they have dozens of cars and engines stored outside around their close to fifty acres of property. The only disappointing part of our visit was that most of the warehouses were locked and we were only able to tour one. But what we saw in that one warehouse, as well as around the rest of the grounds, was very impressive not to mention photogenic.

At IRM they have everything from steam engines to old-time trolley cars, from immaculate passenger cars from the 1940s to freight cars from the turn of the last century. They even have old Chicago "L" cars parked next to a subway platform, just ready for boarding. We would definitely like to come back someday when the museum is in full operation and take in more of the sights

After an hour or so of touring the Rail museum, we loaded up and headed for the "Windy City." Both of us had been dreading the thought of taking our thirty-foot home on wheels into the heart of Chicago all the way to the lake shore. We knew that it was not going to be a particularly pleasant experience. Actually, it didn't turn out to be too bad. The GPS more or less led us right to the spot we needed to park. Only once did it send us on a wild goose chase and we nipped that side trip in the bud, reprogrammed, and began again.

One thing you have to realize about Chicago is that they absolutely love to tear up their streets and, knowing that those already overloaded streets are vital to the sane flow of traffic during peak hours, will leave them torn up for literally years at a time. When I lived on the north side of Chicago back in the early 1970s I more than once watched the highway guys tear up a block-long stretch of road near the air base where I was stationed and milk that project for the next year. They proceeded at such a snail's pace that you just permanently rerouted around that stretch knowing that in your lifetime you might not see it finished.

As you might guess, our trip to Chicago was undertaken along with what appeared to be several million others all headed downtown. As I said, I lived in Chicago before, for some three years, so I knew pretty much what to expect. I knew that the freeways would be packed, the city streets narrow, and there would be lots and lots of construction with which to contend. It turned out that I was right about all three. At places we would be funneled from two lanes down to one, forming a bottleneck, which, when you're trying to merge a thirty-foot vehicle, is sort of like trying to commute in a moving van. Amazingly, in under two hours we actually made it to the shore of Lake Michigan. I did have to stop at one point and ask for directions of a security officer, but by then we were so close the officer told us to just turn left where we had lately turned right, go two or three stop signs, and we'd see the parking lot.

The parking lot was so spacious and so empty we could have been leading a whole convoy of motor homes and they all would have found parking. A little pricey at $32.00 but we were only a ten minute walk from the Field Museum, the Shed Aquarium, and the Planetarium. It couldn't have been more perfect. The other thing that was perfect was the crystal-clear day that Chicago had conjured up, I'm sure, just for us.

I actually had trouble walking the short distance to the museum because I couldn't stop taking photos of all the brilliantly-lit buildings, the harbor full of creamy white boats, or the skyline of the city which lay a short distance to the north of where we were walking.

You may remember that our quarry in Chicago, at least for this trip, was the Field Museum where I wanted Concetta to see what is truly an outstanding collection of Egyptian mummies and other artifacts. Back in 1969, when I first found myself in Chicago for what appeared to be a long-term stay, I sought refuge from the demands of Navy life in the Field Museum. Back then, before Dr. Zahi Hawass had worked so hard to generate interest in Egyptian archeology, I usually had the Egyptian section to myself. I'd spend hours there studying the artifacts and enjoying the artistry of ancient Egypt. Even though my interest in Egyptology has cooled somewhat over the intervening years, Concetta is an avid fan of ancient archaeological subjects. I just knew she'd love the Field Museum.

Some of you are probably aware that the museum experience, probably all over the world, has become very interactive. Where in the past I would enter a room full of parallel rows of glass cases with the artifacts displayed in ordinary light, now the whole Egyptology experience goes on in an environment that closely approximates, I would suppose, the actual mood and lighting of a tomb. No longer a big open room, now you wend your way through tomb-like spaces surrounded with limestone blocks actually purchased from Egypt. The mummies and other artifacts are all hermetically sealed and kept in low light to preserve them from harmful heat and light. It's all pretty mysterious and solemn. The only problem we discovered is that the light in some displays is so low you can't read the cue cards, which somewhat detracts from the experience.

The other display area that we had time for was the one dealing with the habitation of the Americas by native peoples. Once again, the Field outdid themselves with their largely interactive displays. In one that I especially liked, you could touch pieces of broken pottery that had been fastened to a display board beneath a computer screen. The instructions were to touch the pieces in the correct order to put the broken pot back together bottom to top. Now if that doesn't capture the imagination of some budding grade school archaeologist, I don't know what would.

One of the collateral activities that we planned for Chicago was to meet our friends, Katherine and Bobby Royce, for dinner while we were in the city. We first met Katherine and Bobby while on our cruise last fall to Turkey and the Greek Islands. The four of us got along famously from the beginning and we took many meals together on the fantail of the cruise ship as it plied the ancient waters of the Mediterranean. When we parted we promised to look them up if ever we made it to Chicago. So it was that we set up a date and they picked us up near where we had parked the motor home and we celebrated the one year anniversary of our friendship by finding the nearest Greek restaurant and having a party, avowing once again that good wine, good food, and good friends are the best things in life.

Once the Royces had dropped us back in the parking lot on the Chicago lake shore we realized that time had really gotten away from us. Since we had purchased two days at the campground in Union we had to now wend our way back out of the city and back north 70 miles before we could sleep for the night. As it turned out, the trip out was more hairy than the trip in, mostly because when the sun goes down the street maintenance folks double their activities and we spent much time creeping along a few feet at a time before we were able to reach the interstate and really get rolling. When we finally arrived at some God forsaken hour, we just pulled into the space and collapsed into bed, too tired to set up any plumbing or electrical.

This morning, with gray skies above us, we once more set off toward Chicago, but this time we used secondary roads and skirted the main part of the city. I didn't do any photos today as the light was just too flat and boring. We were able to find some parts of the old Lincoln Highway -- America's first interstate, now mostly highway 30 in this area -- and cruise through countless tiny towns in Illinois and Indiana. Tomorrow we're hoping to make the final leap to Akron, Ohio, where we will be staying for a couple of days visiting Connie's sisters and other relatives.

As Concetta pointed out to me this evening, my penchant for merely wandering throughout the country, stopping at whatever towns and hamlets that look interesting, and having no actual plan, has caused us to be much later reaching Ohio than we originally planned. Hard to believe that we've been since August 28th on the road and at this rate we won't be home until Christmas. I think her point is that we will probably have to turn around now and head back. We very much want to visit Gettysburg and a few other historic sites, but it doesn't look like we're going to be seeing the east coast on this trip. Sigh!

Anyway, that's the story. I'd sure like it if these dreary skies would clear up and look like Nevada tomorrow, but we'll have to see. Until then, I bid you adieu and, whenever possible, good wine, good food, and good friends.

Ciao.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A Happy Surprise




















When last we saw the Happy Wanderers they had tried unsuccessfully to locate fellow co-worker, George Aldrich's mother at her farm in rural Wisconsin. Not sure how they were going to connect with her, the Wanderers decided to locate a KOA for the night and puzzle out the problem in the morning.

Low and behold, we had only just thrown off the covers this morning and stumbled out to make the coffee when the phone rang. Who should be calling but Rachel, George's missing mom. It turned out that not only were we going to get to see her, but she was only minutes away from knocking on our door.

Just in time for breakfast, Rachel soon pulled up outside and we spent a very pleasant hour over oatmeal, homemade cranberry bread (courtesy Rachel), and some wonderfully strong Peet's coffee (George's favorite). We were thrilled to find out that Rachel was farming/ranching sixty acres in rural Wisconsin, just down the road from the cranberry bogs. We could see from the drive that she has ample room for gardening. I suspect she has just a half dozen acres cleared for the homestead. Most of the rest is in hardwood and softwood forest. Speaking of forests, Rachel even chops her own wood, which we saw neatly piled behind the house. A more pleasant setting you would never find.

Anyway, thanks again to Rachel for the visit, the cranberry bread, and for making possible some forty-four years ago our association with one George Aldrich, computer tech extraordinaire and good friend. And George, Concetta and I liked your mom immediately and extended our invitation to come visit us (and you) anytime she feels like it. The guest room has her name on it whenever she's in town.

The balance of the day the Wanderers spent listening to one FABULOUS book on tape by a favorite author, Jack Higgins, rolling down the road in the direction of Chicago, and enjoying the scenery. We stopped for a very pleasant lunch in a state park off I39 called Lake Kegonza. The day was rather overcast and the light not very good for taking photos so, unfortunately, no scenics today. But for your viewing pleasure I include a shot of Rachel's old-time Aermotor windmill. I just love those things and would love to have one on our property.

I hope the sun's shining tomorrow. Word has it that there's a railroad museum just down the road from where we're camped off I90 above Chicago. However, my main thrust tomorrow is to introduce Concetta to the Field Museum on Chicago's lakeshore so that's where the Wanderers are headed next.

Stay tuned.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Breathing a sigh of relief


This morning, literally holding our breath, we headed back to the tire company to have our last two tires mounted and installed on the truck. After spending five hours yesterday getting four tires installed we were really apprehensive about going back. We didn't want to spend our whole day there. As we motored down the freeway we chanced a call and told them that we'd be in their shop in the next ten minutes. The front man told us that the new tires had arrived from the distributor and Derek was as we spoke mounting the first of the tires on one of our new wheels.

Soon after, we pulled up in front of the store and the crew set to work right away. We got there at 10:30 a.m. and we were unbelievably done an hour later, including remounting the spare underneath the coach. So, we now have six new tires, two new wheels, and we still have our new spare that we started out with underneath. All the other tires and the wheel that ended up on the ground along the freeway yesterday went into the dumpster.

Before we left town, we stopped by the Ford dealer, conveniently located next door to the tire shop, to inquire about any recalls for our 1996 E350 Ford. One of the maintenance men at our camp last night, a very helpful and friendly chap named Brent, said that there might be a recall on the cruise control, which was reported to catch fire. It was nice to find out that such was not the case for our 1996 coach.

Once we were out of the Ford dealer we set our sights on heading on down the road into Wisconsin. It had taken us two days to accomplish it, but we were finally clearing out of Minnesota, not the luckiest state that we have encountered, at least for the pocketbook.

The rest of the day we rolled down the interstate moving southeast. At one time I tried getting off and driving route 12, a secondary road that promised to be more rural in nature. We found so many 18-wheelers clogging the interstate (Sorry John) that it was kinda unnerving in view of our recent luck with tires. But that particular stretch of route 12 was just as busy and had a million stop lights to boot. So, we got back on the interstate.


Our special quest today was to find George Aldrich's mother's house just off I94 in Wisconsin. Mrs Aldrich lives in a beautiful area, though somewhat perplexing to find unless you're paying really close attention. Still, we eventually found the homestead and spent a half hour waiting to see if Mrs Alrich would show up. When she didn't, we left a message and headed back for the interstate where we had seen a camp site called, "Jellystone." Pretty original, hey?

Anyway, we soon missed an important turn and ended up way south of our intended camp site. So, when we wandered into Tomah we went ahead and cranked the address of the nearest KOA into the GPS and, well, here we are in beautiful downtown Oakdale, just eating some fresh trout, watching Pawn Stars on TV, and enjoying the good life.

George's mother's home was located in a truly beautiful forested area of Wisconsin and the log cabin-style construction was terrific (see photos above).

On the way to George's mother's house we chanced to pass a nice display of a vintage steam locomotive and two passenger cars that I just had to stop and photograph. I know not many of you are railroad fans, but for those who are, enjoy!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Just a sittin' and and a grinin'


Sitting in the morning sun
we'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the trucks roll in
And we watch 'em roll away again

Yes we're sittin' in the service bay
Watching the day roll away
We're just sitting in the service bay
Wasting time

We left our home in Carson
Headed for an eastern stay
'Cause we had nothing to wait for
looked like everything was headed our way

[chorus]
Looks like all the tires are gonna change
Hope nothing still remains the same
We can't leave 'till they do what they have to do
So I guess we'll remain all day

Sittin' here resting our bones
And this boringness won't leave us alone
It's three thousand miles we roamed
Just to make this tire store our home

Yes we're sittin' in the service bay
Watching the day roll away
We're just sitting in the service bay
Wasting time

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Yup, Otis Redding said it best. We're sitting in the tire store waiting and waiting and waiting while they turn a 60 minute job into an all-day affair. Of course we can't bitch too much. They did rescue us off the highway. Trouble is, we got back here at 2:00 p.m. It's now a quarter to five and they've finished precisely one tire. Not sure how anyone can move that slow, but Concetta and I are sitting in the waiting room -- thankfully air conditioned -- and wasting time.

Busted flat -- AGAIN!!!!


No one is going to believe this. I hardly believe it myself. This morning, first thing, we headed out to buy supplies and check on a recommended tire company to check on purchasing a new spare. After that, we intended to travel about a dozen miles away and purchase a new wheel on which to mount the spare for, as you remember from yesterday, the old wheel was the wrong one for this truck. On the way out of the tire company parking lot I told Concetta, "You know, I'm just going to replace both the front tires on this rig with new ones and use one of the front ones for a spare." Concetta thought that sounded like a good idea.

So, off we went, back into Minneapolis to find the wheel company. Passing the spot where we were broke down yesterday afternoon we headed west on I94 with a stiff side wind out of the south to keep us company. Something with as much surface mass as a motor home is understandably harder to keep on the highway when the wind is blowing so I didn't think anything of the fact that the truck was tracking a bit strange. Finally, however, I told Concetta that something didn't feel just right in the steering so I pulled over to the side of the freeway. At that point the tire on the right front wheel tore through the sidewall and "walked" right off the wheel. Sigh!



















So, here we are, sitting beside the freeway, as millions of cars roar by a couple of feet away. Naturally, I called the tire guy to whom we had just been speaking and asked him to come rescue me. In return, I offered, to purchase a whole new set of tires for the rig from him. That deal was immediately struck, though he had to go a little afield to find two of the six since he didn't have them on hand.

Then I called the wheel company in Minneapolis and asked if they made house calls. "Not normally," was their response.

"Well," I said, "this is kind of an emergency."

After hearing my tale of woe, the wheel company agreed to send a wheel out to our rig parked on the shoulder of I94.

Soon after, the tire company kid arrived, removed the shredded tire from the right front and took it back to his shop. A half hour later they called and said that the wheel might get me back to their shop if they put a used tire on it, but it was bent enough to not be safe to put back in service. SIGH!

Soooooo, I called the wheel company back and asked if the delivery boy hadn't left with the first wheel, to please load up a second wheel because I was going to need two. This deal was also struck, though the the delivery guy was already a mile away from the shop at the time. The wheel people graciously offered to call him back to pick up the other wheel.

I'm not sure how this is all going to end. We're not stuck in Lodi again, but it feels darn close. Ironic that this coach came from Lodi, isn't it?

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Falls Fast and Furious


Well, I guess our impeccable luck couldn't go on forever, Right? Coming out of Minneapolis we neatly blew out the inboard driver's side dualie, shredded it into a hundred different pieces, with a sound like we'd been hit with canon fire. Not satisfied with merely ruining a $150.00 tire, the errant rubber proceeded to thrash the aft locker full of sewer pipes and connections and trashed that, too. I (carefully) motored off the freeway at greatly reduced speed, flashers bleeping, and parked her beneath a convenient freeway overpass. After chocking the front wheels, I settled in with my phone to communicate with my (heretofore) trusty AAA card folks. They've never let me down before and have always responded cheerfully and, more important, swiftly to my emergencies.

Well, it appears as though they now intend to pay me back for all the cheerful service over the years. On the phone I got what can only be described as a complete idiot. You know the type. They ask you the same questions over and over again as if while sitting in the hot sun with a flat tire you'd be tempted to lie to them about where you are and what your problem is. Jeeze!

Anyway, in addition to being dense as a wheelbarrow full of sod, this woman proceeded to tell me that even though I am a "Plus" member at some $90.00 a year my card does not cover motor homes.

"What?" I said, I'm sure sounding incredulous. "When did you folks think you might let me in on that piece of news."

"Sorry, sir," she said, sounding bored. "Where did you say you were?"

"St Croix senic byway where it crosses I94," I said, perhaps for the fourth time.

"And what was your exit number?" she asked.

"Don't know," I said.

"Sir," she said, though I don't think sir was what she mentally was identifying me as, "I have 22,000 St Croix streets in the area."

I pulled the phone away from my ear and stared at it. Had I inadvertently called the local funny farm? "Let me get this straight," I said. "Just east of Minneapolis on I94 you have 22,000 references to the St. Croix scenic byway."

Silence. Then, "What is your milepost, sir?"

Anyway, the conversation went on like that with the AAA bimbo asking a succession of repetitious, inane questions until she finally said that she'd have someone call me. Somehow, while I was out cutting the metal strapping off the side of the wheel well that had probably peeled the tread off our tire, I got said call from somebody but missed it. When I saw the message, I called the number back and got AAA in -- where else -- northern California. Thankfully, this time the AAA lady was both intelligent and thorough and soon had a dispatcher for AAA call me. The dispatcher called the fixit shop and they called me back. By this time, of course, we'd been sitting for over an hour. The fixit shop said they'd be another 90 minutes. So, here we sit, trying to act composed, while we wait and see if anyone in Minneapolis knows where the St. Croix parkway is located.

We do have a couple of pluses to our credit, however. For the first time I tried using the generator, which is currently humming away pleasantly. The second thing is, I tried my buddy Tennessee Don's suggestion for getting my mobile network connection to function and -- good God! -- the darn thing works perfectly. Thanks to Tennessee Don for his sleuthing on my behalf.

As you would expect, we have no idea just when the tow truck chap might appear around the bend. We're just hoping he knows where to come. I was able to go to Mapquest and easily find the St. Croix Scenic Byway off of I94 and learned that our exit is 258. Makes you wonder what sort of dumb pills the first AAA lady might have been taking when she (keeping in mind she does this for a living) tried to find the street on her list of 22,000 other streets. I'm just sorry I failed to learn her actual name as I'd love to refer to her by name here in the blog. Ah, missed opportunities.

It's just short of 6:00 p.m. and the fixit chap just drove up in an official-looking truck and immediately set to work on changing the tire. He seem appreciative that I parked the rig under the underpass where it's cool instead of leaving it up on the freeway.

Brian, our rescuer, immediately set about pulling off the tires on the driver's side of the RV. That all went well enough. He also checked my discovery that the passenger side inside dualie was low on air. "This is your problem with the low tire," Brian said, and showed me a air filler tube that had been worn part way through. He removed the filler tube and was able to pump the tire back up. "Those filler tubes have to be watched closely," Brian continued because they move around a lot.

Okay, I thought, we're looking good here. I continued to think those thoughts right up until I heard Brian cuss and I went over to see what problem he had encountered now. He said, "you got your spare on the wrong wheel for this rig. The bolt pattern is the same but the center hole is for a Chevy or something."

"What can we do," I asked.

"Well, we take the shredded one off its wheel and put the spare on."

"Wonderful," I said. And then Brian gave me a tip on just where I might find the proper wheel as well as a tip for what kind of tires to buy that would hold up better than my Chinese tire lookalikes, information I am almost certain to find useful in the future.

Around about 7:00 p.m., an hour after he arrived, Brian air gunned the last bolt into place, lowered the RV off the jack, and I pulled out the chocks. Moments later we were on the road again. Not wanting to press my luck for the evening, I took the back roads to a camp Concetta had found in the immediate area, which although closed for the evening when we arrived, opened the gates and motioned us in. Thank goodness for small favors at this point.

The next thing I had to do was determine just how much was damaged by the flying shards of steel-belted radial as it ate into my sewer access locker. To my surprise, the carnage (not counting the side wall of the locker) was limited to the 90-degree-angle end piece to the flexible sewer pipe. Wonder of wonders, the one gadget that came with the RV in duplicate, was a 90-degree-angle sewer pipe fitting. I just pried out the old one and clamped on the new one and I was in business. I tested the line by dumping the black water tank and nothing leaked. Whoopie!

My garden hoses (water filler and sewer clean-out) went through the maelstrom unscathed, thankfully. But the tray that I had bought at Home Depot to contain all these various parts was a total loss, however, and currently rests in about nine pieces. So, it could have been a lot worse. We're thankful that we got out from under that overpass before dark. I really wasn't looking forward to sleeping with a .38 under my pillow.